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What movies have not aged well?

Last Updated: 18.06.2025 02:16

What movies have not aged well?

-All the bad guys are black.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

From Russia With Love

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Octopussy

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Diamonds Are Forever

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Moonraker

You Only Live Twice

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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Live and Let Die

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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

A View to a Kill

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Goldfinger

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

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The Man with the Golden Gun

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

What is chudai?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Dr No

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-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

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The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-”Ah so!”

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